EL HUMOR DEL LICENCIADO - ARCHIVOS

Mi versión libre en español:
Esposa: ¿Quisieras algo para el desayuno? Huevos con jamón, tostadas, jugo de naranjas y café?
Esposo: Gracias por preguntarme pero no tengo hambre. Es la Viagra que me ha quitado el apetito.
Esposa: Te puedo preparar el almuerzo. Un plato de sopa, muffins y un sandwich de queso.
Esposo: No, la Viagra me ha quitado todo el deseo de comer.
Esposa: ¿Deseas algo para cenar? ¿Una chuleta o pastel de manzanas? Quizás pollo.
Esposo: No, gracias. No tengo hambre todavia por culpa de la Viagra.
Esposa: Entonces sacamela y dejame ir a la cocina un ratico que yo si tengo que comer.

I'M NOT HUNGRY.....

A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something." A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra . . . I'm still not hungry."
Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."